Terrence Oblong

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I have 879 stories published in 46 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1027281 times and 630 of my stories have been cherry picked.
24 of my 799 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 26 votes

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I see dead people

I see dead people. Ghosts, spirits, spooks. But only with an appointment, I don’t want them turning up any time, surprising me in the toilet. I ask...

The Equal Opportunities Act

“It’s ridiculous,” the Minister for Equality said, “If the Queen takes one apple and adds another apple to it, she has two apples, same as a benefit...

Bits and pieces

The Cloak of Invisibility is priceless
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Cherry

Jeremy Corbyn backs the destruction of mankind

The UK media had only one story - Jeremy Corbyn's refusal to join the 'Against the Meteor' Facebook group. 'Corbyn's support for meteor that will...
Cherry

The new department

“A three foot foam statue of Stalin urinating.” “No.” “Teabags that dissolve in the cup, thus resolving the messy bag-retrieval problem. “Nope,...
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