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In June of 2024, Bus Pass Lady (BPL), in her wisdom, decided to take every Enid Blyton ‘Famous Five’ book title and write 300 words of Blytonesque Bus Pass adventures, usually bastardising said title in order to fit the purpose of said 300-word adventure. Ironically, there are five remaining titles, of the original twenty-one. However, Bus Pass and BPL have hit a spot of trouble. Following a grand Bus Adventure all the way to Glasgow and back, a...

Ray Bradbury kept two IBM Wheelwriters in the basement of a yellow house in Cheviot Hills. Around them were masks, tin robots, dinosaur models, Disney cels, comic strips signed for him in the 1940s, before he was anyone the cartoonists had heard of, a model of the Nautilus built for him by Disney Imagineers, a small wooden desk he had used in the forties and kept after he stopped using it, thirty-one filing cabinets, and about four thousand...

I tried to remember. Names in which the subject describe the object. Mo Wilde and Wilderness cure. In real life, we call these coincidences aptronyms. A tutor of Creative Writing I once had was, for example, called Elizabeth Reeder. Francine Prose, Reading Like a Writer is another example. Oscar Wilde’s (no relation to Mo Wilde) The Importance of Being Ernest played with that idea. A charactonym, loaded labels with hidden meaning, designed to...

Shiny new MacBook Neo highlighted that there were over 25,000 emails in my account. Many unread. Most not worth saving. At least one sender had died. J. Alfred Prufrock may have ‘measured out [his] life with coffee spoons’, but I have the measure of retired life deleting emails; redundancy, signing-on, year of college, allotment, pension, the coffee spoon path into retirement was right there. iCloud storage has been full for ages, so started a...

Stood is the past tense and past participle of the verb to stand. Present participle: Standing, it’s standing. Sat is the past tense and past participle of the verb to sit. Present participle: Sitting, it’s sitting. I can’t stand it. Do people no longer care about language? Do they think they’re somehow ‘challenging the status quo’? Is it a particular form of fawning? That the internet and MSM are inveigled in this depressing state of affairs is...

Contemplation of Roses I am very pleased to have been asked to write a review of long-time ABCTales member, Annest Gwilym’s latest poetry collection. Part I : is an almanac, with each poem representing a month of the year, running from April to March. Naturally, the first poem in this part is Spring: a vivid and colourful poem, split into two quatrains showing us what Spring isn’t, followed by an eight-line stanza of blank verse telling us what...

Monday was warmly autumnal weather-wise; dotted cloudy-sunny, high winds, trees fluttering in constant prayer. ‘The Summer Book’ was a most calming film, beauty of nature and moss fanatics. While I was out, a spider had webbed right across the house gate, hedge to hedge. Later, a painted lady butterfly flew inside. Walked behind it down the stairs, in a Snow White moment, letting it fly out the front door. Was reminded of an anti-Snow White,...

The cover describes Cathy Rentzenbrink’s Everyone is Still Alive as ‘A Total Triumph’. Ah, that rare beast? A fictional triumph? Well, it almost failed my first 30 pages test-reading. It was OKish. A Magnolia Tree planted in Magnolia Road doesn’t quite have the same resonance as say A Tree in Harlem . Middle-class folk doing middle-class things. Ho-hum. The other problem I had was I’d read her latest fictional work first. Ordinary Time tells the...

During a toast-making lunchbreak in the great de-cluttering journey towards a calmer self, found a tail-end packet of psyllium husk in the bread bin. This means the rest is in an air-tight glass jar somewhere in the pantry. (Hopefully accurately labelled in chalk pen). Found myself asking why. What did I buy psyllium husk for in the first place, nevermind enough that it didn’t all fit into a single jar. No doubt, some magical longevity recipe...