2016
By Anchor
- 406 reads
Latest Model
You want the New girl Cool girl Cow girl School girl Latest model Life's a Doddle Thigh gap Don't want Girls who Waddle Playboy Lawyer Cooks with...
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- 316 reads
Unoriginal
Mock tudor with fake mouldings to match and heavy imitation antiques -your best attempt at authenticity- but it’s a replica life that you lead. Your...
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- 491 reads
It's All About You
You’ve been going for at least an hour now and to be honest I am struggling: I've only got one sock on and my leg’s gone dead, my eye mask is still...
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- 683 reads
Two to Tango
it’s not going to last this obnoxious happiness persistent sappiness rub-it-in-your-face loved-up tackiness giggling at midnight to keep me awake...
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- 544 reads