Childrens

Childrens stories I have written

ALICE & MATILDA VS THE ZORIOUS BAZOO: Chapter 1: The Rabbit's Nest

This is a story about how two young girls - Alice and Matilda - came to be captured by something called a Bazoo. I shouldn't be too worried though. The girls can be clever. Quite clever indeed...

ALICE & MATILDA VS THE ZORIOUS BAZOO: Chapter 2: The Bazoolah

Chapter 2 in which the girls are trapped underground by a horrid creature with a penchant for rhyming...

ALICE & MATILDA VS THE ZORIOUS BAZOO: Chapter 3: Rules, Rants and Ribbits

Chapter 3 in which the girls are introduced to the rules of the rhyming contest, and we are introduced to the Five Anger Levels of Furious Steve...

ALICE & MATILDA VS THE ZORIOUS BAZOO: Chapter 4: Rhyme and Reason

Chapter 4. WARNING! This chapter contains rhyming, trickery, tantrums, bearded badgeroos, foot odour, and ever deepening shades of murple...

ALICE & MATILDA VS THE ZORIOUS BAZOO: Chapter 5: The Zorious Bazoo

Chapter 5 in which the girls get their freedom, the ribbits get their revenge, and you, reader, get to climb into bed before midnight for a change...

The Dog Express from Mexico

When a night-train with a difference breaks down in bandit country, the passengers must put aside their doggy differences if they are to outwit the feline looters...

The Goober

Are his parent’s right? Is the Goober nothing but a figment of his imagination? Or perhaps he really has eaten too much cheese…

I'm Not Sure

A dirty little ditty. Enjoy.