The Little Flowers of the Jesus Army
By mallisle
Inspired by the film The Little Flowers of St Francis of Assisi. A collection of amusing stories from life in the Jesus Army. Events and characters are fictitious and any resemblance to actual members of the Jesus Army is pure coincidence.
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This Old House
The Jesus Army see an old house they want to make into a Christian community. Sam brings a word of confirmation from the Bible. But is he right?
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Birthday Embarrassment
It's Sam's birthday, but his parents' visit and a few other things cause him a great deal of embarrassment.
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The Prayer Breakfast
Sam tries to wake up Stanley to come to a prayer breakfast at seven o' clock in the morning, with disastrous results.
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Motorway Madness
Arnold has a sudden urge to pray while driving down the motorway. In the next ten minutes he is nearly involved in three fatal accidents.
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Text Messages From Hell
A mobile phone is dropped in a toilet and begins to pick up perculiar messages. Is it someone playing a prank, or is it actually Satan himself? Based on a true story. Names and details changed.
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Jesus Army 2008 Marriage Rating
We were fed up with people getting married who should never have been married, and felt that this was weakening our church. So we invented a computer test.
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The Celibate Struggle
A Christian makes a vow to be unmarried and devote his life to Jesus, in spite of being very much in love.
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The Paths in the Woods
The lower path of the wood comes first. It has the most beautiful flowers. At the end of the path there is a sign post. One of the arrows is marked...
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Carry on Monking 1
"Why won't you light a candle to the emperor, then?" "Because it's idolatory Mum," said Father Tertullian. "You light a candle to Jesus in church,"...
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Carry on Monking 2
The bell rang loudly in the dormitory. "It's four o' clock in the morning," shouted the abbot. "How do you know?" asked Alan. "The candle says that...
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The Totally Honest Praise & Worship CD
You can sing these songs with perfect honesty and sincerity before God. I wanna do nothing Except go to church now and then And if I don't like it...
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