Pirate Socks

Three daft poems.

Cherry

Underground Jam

A mucker named Groober was playing the tuba down on the Central Line. He’d play something longer to reach Chipping Ongar and finish with Auld Lang Syne. But one moonlit night a terrible sight
Cherry

Savioured

Sally O’ Malley had one silly folly that kept her from doing her job. For years she had swooned and her heart had ballooned at the vision of Porcupine Bob.

Savernak Sid

There once was a pirate called Savernak Sid, who sailed the seas in a dustbin lid. Though the seas were choppy and shark-infested he never stopped and he never rested.

Super Spies

Miss Dolores Argi Bargi, Working for the F.B.I., spotted Haribald the Hooligan in Galatasaray. “I’ll catch him in a flash!” she said “I’m such a super spy!”