Psychiatrist Jokes

By AceV

A collection of jokes about psychiatrists
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Depressed

By AceV on Thu, 23 Jan 2014

Psychiatrist: So, how are you feeling today? Patient: Depressed. Psychiatrist: And how do you feel about that? Patient: (Pauses) Depressed...
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I Hate People

By AceV on Sat, 25 Jan 2014

Psychiatrist: So we're here today to talk about you hating people. Patient: What's there to talk about? I hate people. Simple as. Psychiatrist: Right...
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I'm The Psychiatrist.

By AceV on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Psychiatrist: It's says here you made this appointment for yourself. Any problem or problems in particular you wish to express? Patient: What? No. I'...
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You're The Psychiatrist

By AceV on Sat, 01 Feb 2014

Psychiatrist: So how are you feeling today? Patient: Well, you're the psychiatrist. You tell me.
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See A Psychiatrist

By AceV on Sun, 16 Feb 2014

Friend 1: Do you sometimes think you need to see a psychiatrist? Friend 2: No. Sometimes I think a psychiatrist needs to see me
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