Psychiatrist Jokes

A collection of jokes about psychiatrists

Depressed

Psychiatrist: So, how are you feeling today? Patient: Depressed. Psychiatrist: And how do you feel about that? Patient: (Pauses) Depressed...

I Hate People

Psychiatrist: So we're here today to talk about you hating people. Patient: What's there to talk about? I hate people. Simple as. Psychiatrist: Right...

I'm The Psychiatrist.

Psychiatrist: It's says here you made this appointment for yourself. Any problem or problems in particular you wish to express? Patient: What? No. I'...

You're The Psychiatrist

Psychiatrist: So how are you feeling today? Patient: Well, you're the psychiatrist. You tell me.

See A Psychiatrist

Friend 1: Do you sometimes think you need to see a psychiatrist? Friend 2: No. Sometimes I think a psychiatrist needs to see me