Guilty Pleasures

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Guilty Pleasures

There is a cd out on the 23rd August which contains the songs we love, but dont admit to...

1. Alessi - Oh Lori
2. Captain & Tennille - Love Will Keep Us Together
3. Pilot – January
4. Todd Rundgren - I Saw The Light
5. Electric Light Orchestra - Sweet Talkin’ Woman
6. Climax Blues Band - Couldn’t Get It Right
7. Ace - How Long
8. The Fortunes - Storm In A Tea Cup
9. Andy Kim - Rock Me Gently
10. Sherbert – Howzat
11. Carole Bayer Sayer – You’re Moving Out
12. Marshall Hain - Dancing In The City
13. 10cc – The Things We Do For Love
14. Andrew Gold – Never Let Her Slip Away
15. Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight
16. Gallagher & Lyle - I Wanna Stay With You
17. Billy Swann – I Can Help
18. David Essex - Gonna Make You A Star
19. Jim Gilstrap – Swing Your Daddy
20. Brian Protheroe – Pinball
21. Helen Reddy – Angie
22. Colin Blunstone - Say You Don’t Mind

Now isn't that a stonking cd? I think this is a great idea, and as such, have now made my own... this probably reveals my age as well as my dodgy taste, here are the tracks I have picked... what I want to know, is what will be on your guilty cd? Come on, skeletons out of the cupboards you lot...

1. Cilla Black - Surround yourself with Sorrow
2. Petula Clark - Downtown
3. The Turtles - Happy Together
4. Cat Stevens - Matthew and Son
5. Dean Freidman - Lucky Stars
6. Rupert Holmes? - Escape (the Pina Colada song)
7. Neil Diamond - Forever in Blue Jeans
8. Terry Jacks - Seasons in the Sun
9. Gallagher and Lyle - Heart on my sleeve
10. Queen - Best Friend
11. Al Stewart - Year of the Cat
12. Sweet - Love is Like Oxygen
13. David Cassidy - I think I love you
14. Manfred Mann - Blinded by the light
15. Eruption - One way Ticket
16. Keith West - Excerpt from a Teenage Opera (grocer jack)

I reckon I need another CD to go with - any more suggestions for a guilty third?

radiodenver
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We each have our ways Andrew. I take no responsibility for the differences in spelling. I will;however, take responsibility for my behavior. The road runs both ways though. Why should one recognize the manners of another when they aren't afforded the same in return. Over here it could be considered bad manners to lecture people on proper manners and to offer unsolicited advice, sort of "snobbish and controlling, self absorbed, nit-picking, pain-in-the-ass, call it what you like thing", but I understand this; I just choose to ignore it. We also have a thing called freedom of speech, a concept foreign to many parts of the world, but very very well practiced in this country. This has the unfortunate side effect of being perceived as bad manners by the above mentioned types, as we have a tendency to not waste time painting shit.
Liana
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We understand freedom of speech, (we have it too) but we also understand that this freedom is a precious thing which affects the feelings of others... you are behaving like the (I believe unfair) stereotypical idea of an American who just shouts louder "cause it's damned well his right to say what the goddamned hell he likes". Guess what? It's not your right. You have no right to do that. And whilst I'm at it, why do you keep saying I nitpick? I think I corrected your spelling once, in a jokey way... certainly can't remember any other occasion. The only time I was sharp with you, was when you were phenomenally rude to someone who merely (and politely) expressed a differing opinion to yours. I don't like that. I wasn't on my own... Neil is a gentle soul and has NEVER deserved to be told he was a pile of shit (or whatever your words were, I imagine nothing more literary than that). You disagree with someone, then they have their head up their ass. They are masturbating, whatever - it's puerile, and you do your nation no favours. No wonder some americans are more hated in the rest of the world than any other nation, if this is the level of debate you typically manage... I would like to think that the Americans that I know and admire are not the exception to the rule, but you're rudeness and arrogance does nothing to convince me otherwise... if this is not the type of man you are, then I really can't imagine why you continue slogging away at putting such an unflattering portrayal of yourself on the forums. Now really... I've said it all. I know that you will riposte with some facile marriage/sex/notebook attempt at humour, so really - thanks, but I'll pass.
radiodenver
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Well, now we're getting somewhere.... You are absolutely correct about one thing Liana, I am behaving exactly like the stereotypical American to you, and quite on purpose I may add. I'm trying to live up to your every expectation Liana. What I have discovered quite effortlessly, is that it is impossible to meet your expectations. I started a thread on this very subject, which nobody seemed interested in, but for some reason has now become a matter of personal interest for you. Fine by me, we can talk about it here if you like or not at all if you like. If you want to trade insults, we can do that, if you want to take an open mind and explore different points of view, we can do that too, doesn’t matter to me, I'll be doing something better later on that's for sure. The only conversations I recall having with you was when you were rude to me (by my standards) and I responded in kind (by my standards), I just didn't follow the English rule of manners, I used an American rule of which you know very little about apparently. Is it possible that you've lost sight of something. This is the "World Wide Web", not London. Oh, the owner and operator is based in London, the bulk of the users are in England, but we're not hanging around the local pub dear. Any monkey with a computer can talk to any other monkey with a computer. If you think everybody is going to fit into your little mold of propriety, you're deluding yourself.
Liana
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Pass. I have no interest in your opinion...
radiodenver
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Fantastic!
Ely Whitley
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now this is difficult because I'm actually proud of most songs I like and many of them are pretty cheesy but the ones I tend to keep under my hat are cheese on toast, such as: Butterfly of love- Val Doonican streets of Loredo- Frankie Lane (I think) The Devil went down to Georgia- some bloke who plays a fiddle Necessary you- Robbie Williams I'll be there- the Jackson 5 I Owe you nothing- BROS!!!!!!!!! More than words- Extreme aint goin' down till the sun comes up- Garth Brooks Ace of spades- Motorhead (just the best goddam rock track of all time but I don't like heavy metal) Pretty Vacant- Sex Pistols. (I hate myself for this because I think they were utter garbage but it doesn't stop me snarling over a hairbrush in front of a bedroom mirror when it's on!)
Liana
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...ladies and gents, i rest my case.
jude
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Illicit Sex - by myself (Only joking) Feel - Robbie Williams All that she wants wants - ace of base Streets of Loredo is a great tune...no shame in that
purplehaze
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Have to think about this for a CD worth, but Ring Ring by ABBA makes me feel v. happy and Islands in the something or other, stream? Kenny and Dolly. Fab. Plus Garth Brooks The Dance. Glen Campbell that one about a linesman Bread - oh dear Moonlight shadow - luv it The Living Years - Mike and the Mechanics, can't sing along to this one for long, the lyrics make me cry Is Kate Bush naff now or am I still okay with anything off of Hounds of Love? easier than I thought...
andrew pack
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Oh, and War of the Worlds (preferrably the Ben Liebrand version) "The Chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one.... but still... they come - DUH-NUH-NUH Diddledum, diddledum, DUH-NUH-NUH" Emma, yours are very modern, middle-of-the-road bobbins. They have to be good when you actually listen to them. Will allow you REO Speedwagon. Jude's Ace of Base is much more the ticket - 'she leads a lonely life'
Dan
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No fair. I was about to mention War of the Worlds. But I prefer the duet Spirit Of Man "there must be something worth living for... no there isn't"
Liana
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moonlight shadow makes me want to MURDER... i lived in spain at the back of a clubin the early eighties, and it was one of three records that the dj had... carried away by a moonlight shadow... aaarghhhhhhh i wish it would be. REO Speedwagon - mmmmm lovely, Bread, great. Ring Ring is going on this third cd.
Pioden
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can add another one by Cilla Black - Conversations
Liana
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I like WotW too... justyn heywoods forever autumn is too die for. (If anyone ever mentions anything off this thread elsewhere, there will be carnage by the way)
Emma
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Oh, you have to forgive me...I'm only just starting to listen to any non-classical stuff after a 10 year gap...that's why a lot of it is so modern...trying to catch up a bit (impossible). But Diana Krall's is timeless..and many of mine are not 'modern' are they??? S & G and Leonard Cohen??? Hey...my pop music appreciation stopped when I moved to Asia at age 13, I lived in a vacuum then as far as British pop was concerned...most of what I heard was American or the odd recommendation from friends from back home who bothered to write to me. This was before the communication revolution!! I had to transfer all my albums and singles onto tape before we went...and inevitably they got tired. I had no access to pop news or gossip etc. I know nothing, therefore...I will have heard so much but will never have a clue who it is.
fergal
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Oh ELO and Billy Joel... but I'm so proud to admit that. What's shame anyway?
stephen d
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my favourite love song and one which i am going to sing live at the open mike night on sunday 'whistlers mother in Glasgow' is u2s 'all i want is you'. I just started to find my singing voice recently and i have heard a few neighbours comment about it, it makes a change. So i am going to give it loads on sunday night as i sing my first live song. 'the promises we make from the cradle to the grave when all i want is you'
stephen d
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i could swear i am about to become a famous blues singer
Jeff Prince
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Pi - DO NOT chop Flash up, please. Please don't do it. It's not very nice. Fergal - I just read your posts above - brilliant lyrics. Meaningless but so what. It's happy music. I sing along to Keane's album every day in the car. I know the words but I have no idea of what they mean or what they're going on about, but I don't need to nor want to. Pi - STOP IT! Flashmaster must live. Please - or the shells get it!!!!! [%sig%]
radiodenver
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I'll go by albums not by song, don't listen to singles much... Frank Zappa-Shut up and play yer guitar, Joes Garage. Miles Davis - (Anything) John Coltrane - (Anything) Charlie Parker - (Anything) Dave Bruebeck - Time Out Yes - Drama Pink Floyd - Anything pre-Wall Greatful Dead - Anything Crosby Stills Nash & (Young) - CSN & Deja-Vu John Mellencamp - Anything live Andres Segovia - ANYTHING The Beatles - Abby Road, White Album Anything that can't be danced too and doesn't contain the word "BABY" in it.
mississippi
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Will someone PLEASE explain to the sheep-shagger that to 'munch flash' would be to perform fellatio on him. At least that's what the term means in my neck of the woods, but then perhaps she already knows this!
Liana
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can someone explain to radio what guilty pleasures' premise is?
radiodenver
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Now Pi, I have it on good authority you're a very sweet lady, why would you be needing boxing gloves?
Pioden
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well if I am not allowed to verbally punch flash - as Liana going that way she can physically punch him one on the nose ... how you mean 'a very sweet lady'? There's nothing wrong with er 'very sweet ladies' taking up boxing is there? I may have hidden talents maybe I shouldn't be saying that ...
radiodenver
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Well now, boxing is a blood sport, sweet ladies taking part in blood sport, knuckle thingies, right in the smacker. I have no problem with "very sweet ladies" boxing, but you'll have to change your persona I fear, may require a new image... Pioden, the savage knuckle smacker from Wales... I'm trying to visualize this...what color (colour) are your boxing shorts, would you wear high-tops?
radiodenver
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Why don't you, I'm guilty of enjoying these things....I admit it. Now, would you be found listening to any of this? We have different understandings of what guilt is I suppose...
neil_the_auditor
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I can't think why any woman would want to take up boxing with the attendent risk of injury. Not when there's people prepared to pay good money to see them wrestle in mud.
fergal
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a guilty pleasure as we understand it (and I'm talking for all the posters here hope you don't mind) is something that could cause others to through eggs at your head for admitting to, or sniggering, or chinese burns. In terms of the music put on here my guilty pleasure cd would be as follows The sun'll come out tomorrow - from Annie: the musical Mr Blue Sky - ELO Dancing on the ceiling - Lionel Ritchie (I know already) Thank you for the music - ABBA Too many broken hearts - Jason Donovan Dream - The Everly Brothers Neil Diamond - Love on the rocks Babe - Take That We are the champions - Queen Goodbye to love - The Carpenters Actually I'm making myself feel pretty sick with this list. One at a time I could say I love 'em, but all together... (hayley runs away from her own body and vomits into litter bin) Hey Emma Ain’t No Sunshine by Bill Withers is a quality tune - don't tell me I have to feel guilty about that too???
radiodenver
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Well then, I had it right all along. You have my permission to speak for me now too.
Pioden
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George as I have explained to you I have no desire to perform anything on flash other than to kick or punch the hell out of him If you must use innocent words for things they are not intended then be prepared for the consequences - and if I made a mistake on my keyboard then it can't be helped - damn it I have enough trouble as it is loosing the letters due to my finger nails - and no I am not cutting my finger nails and getting a new keyboard either ... this is my third ... and I am not a sheep shagger either - you trying to wind me up ? Matt - do you want me to bring a bucket and spade when I come to Derby then?
Jeff Prince
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Anything by S Club - especially: Two in a Million Say Goodbye Love Aint Gonna Wait. In fact, hang on, those aren't guilty pleasures. I LOVE them. Especially Jo. I wonder when her solo hits are going to come out??!! She's gorgeous................! [%sig%]
mississippi
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It was meant as a term of endearment much the same as 'paddy' for a mick. I obviously misunderstood your typo and thought it was deliberate. I apologise if I offended you, I can see on reflection it doesn't read very nice. I'll try to be more respectful in future.
fergal
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Actually Jeff, I was just reading about Jo in one of my major guilty pleasures (celebrity magazines, god I love 'em) that she has just dropped Simon Fuller as her manager because he wasn't doing much for her. Apparently she is recording something with Lee from Blue. Celebrity trivia: I know it's wrong but I just gotta have it.
stevepoet
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I think I've arrived late (forgive the double entendre. I've just done a compilation for a friend which contains the following: In a broken dream (Python Lee Jackson) More than a feeling (Boston) Roll away the stone (Mott the Hoople) Vincent (Don Maclean) Hocus Pocus (Focus) Radar Love (Golden Earring) Mouldy Old Dough (Lt Pigeon) Meet me on the corner (Lindisfarne) Tie your mother down (Queen) Take it easy (Jackson Browne) Do it again (Steely Dan) Whiskey in the jar (Thin Lizzy) and would have included: Where do you go to my lovely (Peter Sarstedt) and Since You've been gone (Rainbow) if I could have found them. Guilty? Yes. Although I feel better for getting it all out in the open (again, excuse the double entendre). Sorry, did I miss something between lists?
fergal
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p.s. I'm partial to 'The colour of blue, reminds me of you. I never see grey, green, brown it's true. The colour of blue, but what can I do? In my hearrrrt, you'll always be the colour of blue.' what lovely tosh.
Pioden
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you are puddleyedded George
Flash
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I would tell you but my nose has already been broken six times this week.
andrew pack
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I do usually smack Whiskey in the jar on a pub jukebox, and it always sounds great. So much better than The Boys are back in Town (which always reminds me of dubious FA Cup Fourth Round features on Football Focus "Andy Barrington, of Mintchester works during the week as a postman and also dabbles in making gravestones as a hobby, and he'll be hoping to deliver some quality crosses in the match too..." - they use it as soundtrack at any half-arsed opportunity) Just like Radio Ga-Ga always reminds me of stodgy Liverpool stalwart Ronnie Whelan...
Pioden
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Now look here Radio that Flash wound me up on another thread and made me angry - he needs to be punched in the smacker - I don't like being angry NEIL ! ha ha ha ha ... sorry not into mud wrestling but I do know where there's a lot of mud
Flash
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the opening chords to Whiskey in the jar are great. As they are in 'into the Valley,' by the Skids.
Pioden
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*punches Flash in the face - makes doll like image of Flash and sticks pins into it*
Liana
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Steve - I used to share a house with a bloke who was in Golden Earring... it's a great song. More than a Feeling is fabulous, and is on my fourth cd.. despite andrew taking the mickey out of it last time I mentioned it. It's just so... ROUSING isn't it? Oh, and Mott the Hoople... yum. I can see this turning into a seven cd set at this rate.
Liana
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Radio... My mistake was to think that you weren't ashamed at all of liking Zappa, Davies and Coltrane... you see they are widely respected artistes after all... if you are somewhat guilty in your admiration for them, one wonders which artists you ARE ashamed of liking... You didn't really *get* it did you? Come on... admit it. No shame in that. Well... not much anyway. *sniggers*
Emma
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I'm going to have to print off this thread too. This is a great way for me to discover some more good stuff...great thread, Liana.
Emma
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You and your colours, Ferg so I suppose you must like Joni Mitchell when she sings that 'Yellow is the colour of my true loves hair'?
Liana
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yes, just chop the middle out :o)
Emma
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btw Janis Joplin rocks (er, well, rocked) Anyone seen that thing in Tussauds Rock Circus where she comes up out of the floor??? Or is it from round the back of a revolving thing...like the contestants on Blankety Blank?
Flash
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*pours cold porridge down inside Pioden's tee shirt*
Dan
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This is the problem. I've got a complete collection of Britney Spears albums, TaTu, Shakira, Fragma, Alex Parks, more Country and Western than you can shake a stick at including The Louvin brothers - Satan Is Real, German beer drinking songs, a rackful of Japanese pop princesses, some godawful heavy metal, lots of twiddly oirish folk, the Crockodile Dundee soundtrack, and an album of pan pipe music from that band that plays every town center in the country. And I don't feel remotely guilty.
Alison
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I'm quite embarrassed to admit that I have recently burnt a c.d of all my old faves including... Always..Atlantic Starr. Power of Love..FTGH November Rain..Guns n Roses Superwoman..Karyn White Shes Like the wind...Patrick Swayze Rain..Madonna Crazy for you..Madonna Show me heaven..Maria McKee I need love..L.L Cool J Deliver Me..Sarah Brightman Breathe Again..Toni Braxton Someone like you..Van Morrison I am also very pleased that I am unable to get msn working today so Liana can't take the p***

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