You Can't Shit in the Crapper

A seagul

The Jesus freak came out of no where. So much so that I lost track of how many beers I had drank that evening. I was thinking eight, but then again,...

Bullheaded

A man once told me he owned Rome. It seems he pissed around it And called it home. I tried to tell him This wasn't true, Until I realized It didn't...

C

:But I know it's true: What is mature? Can't say for sure, I know I don't know her.