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Someone told me you can't end every line in a poem with the same sound. Why not? Thought I, so I gave it a try.

Judith's Wedding Gown

Going through the long guest list for the seventh time, Everything is done yet something lingers, Trying to appear cool, Ten minutes spent speaking to the wedding shop,

Scattered Memories

A beautiful poem about parting ways with your friends. It's always harder to keep in touch than you think it will be. Especially back then - no Facebook!

Eternal Flame

The most emo poem I ever wrote (so far). Unfortunately I can't remember if I wrote it seriously or to prove a point!

Destination Unknown

Possibly inspired to some extent by ending my days at High School and moving on to 6th form. Might not be true though!

Bins

A poem drawing a fairly reasonable comparison between Bins and Brains. I thought it was pretty clever of me at the time!

If Chickens Were Pink

Poetry at it's least refined I suppose. It's a poem ostensibly about my family, though in very unflattering terms!

a love letter for bill murray.

Mr Murray I adore you because you are the bad boy Tom Hanks, it should've been you on that island not him. And my face on that volleyball's skin.

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