Hal 9000

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StoryStreak The Tortoise Hal 9000215 years 9 months ago
StoryThe Wandering Hands Of angel-from-hell315 years 9 months ago
StoryMy Bashful Ego Hal 9000415 years 9 months ago
StoryLiberation Firebird315 years 9 months ago
StoryThe Privileged ‘Sessalc Elddim’ Hal 9000215 years 9 months ago
StoryArt is a lie that makes us realise truth... Lady-Bathsheba915 years 10 months ago
StoryOasis Of Boredom Hal 9000415 years 10 months ago
StoryPlease can i have a cherry? angel-from-hell1815 years 10 months ago
StoryHappy New Year Hal 9000215 years 10 months ago
StoryLondon Hal 9000215 years 10 months ago
StoryThe Lie Hal 9000215 years 11 months ago
StoryI took a bullet. Yazmin315 years 11 months ago
StoryPikey Bingo Hal 9000515 years 11 months ago
StoryQuestions Hal 9000415 years 11 months ago
StoryInnocent Victim leeshep96515 years 11 months ago
StoryThe Girl... Lady-Bathsheba315 years 12 months ago
StoryNight down the pub Hal 9000315 years 12 months ago
StoryHead in the Sand Hal 9000516 years 1 day ago

My stories

Listen!

By Hal 9000 on Tue, 22 Dec 2009

People love to talk. Mainly about themselves. Luckily I’ve perfected the art of listening over the years. Looking very interested, even bewildered when required.
Miscellaneous
Story
Certificate U

Alien planet

By Hal 9000 on Sun, 06 Dec 2009

Heroes once fought Lost their lives Oppression crushed Clear skies Generations new How it has changed Development Diversity Transitional rape Decaying society Respect undermined
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

The Lie

By Hal 9000 on Sat, 05 Dec 2009

I was put on the spot I told a lie It flew like a bird Down the phone line A lucky escape I thought But he who possessed my prize Delivered it to someone else Then it truly took flight
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

Paste and Copy

By Hal 9000 on Fri, 04 Dec 2009

I tried to teach her to paste and copy She refused to listen Got all stroppy She’d write it out All over again Tedious really Watching in vain I had to continue Extremely tired
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

In God I don't trust

By Hal 9000 on Thu, 03 Dec 2009

If there is a god Why can’t I see him Wouldn’t he want to remedy My atheist foot prints His creation I am With a spring in my step Dance with the devil Who’s to stop me My creator
Spiritual
Certificate U

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