Hal 9000

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StoryStreak The Tortoise Hal 9000216 years 7 months ago
StoryThe Wandering Hands Of angel-from-hell316 years 7 months ago
StoryMy Bashful Ego Hal 9000416 years 7 months ago
StoryLiberation Firebird316 years 7 months ago
StoryThe Privileged ‘Sessalc Elddim’ Hal 9000216 years 7 months ago
StoryArt is a lie that makes us realise truth... Lady-Bathsheba916 years 7 months ago
StoryOasis Of Boredom Hal 9000416 years 7 months ago
StoryPlease can i have a cherry? angel-from-hell1816 years 7 months ago
StoryHappy New Year Hal 9000216 years 7 months ago
StoryLondon Hal 9000216 years 7 months ago
StoryThe Lie Hal 9000216 years 8 months ago
StoryI took a bullet. Yazmin316 years 8 months ago
StoryPikey Bingo Hal 9000516 years 8 months ago
StoryQuestions Hal 9000416 years 8 months ago
StoryInnocent Victim leeshep96516 years 9 months ago
StoryThe Girl... Lady-Bathsheba316 years 9 months ago
StoryNight down the pub Hal 9000316 years 9 months ago
StoryHead in the Sand Hal 9000516 years 9 months ago

My stories

Pikey Bingo

By Hal 9000 on Mon, 30 Nov 2009

Enter the den Fill out my slip Keep my fingers crossed Vice like grip My number is called Queue for my prize Nearly time to collect Would prefer to hide Army of tracksuits
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

Questions

By Hal 9000 on Sat, 28 Nov 2009

What defines me?
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

Night down the pub

By Hal 9000 on Tue, 17 Nov 2009

Night down the pub Magic in a bottle Had enough now Put my foot on the throttle Hazy vision It’s not far now Bumping the curb Must pay attention Revolving scenes Lethargic Engulfing
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

What goes on in my head

By Hal 9000 on Mon, 16 Nov 2009

My trousers fell down I looked around There were gasps There were laughs Got a bit confused Someone hit me with a fish I fell over Felt a bit silly Didn’t know what to do
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate 15

Epiphany

By Hal 9000 on Sun, 15 Nov 2009

I climb your mountain Slowly rising Deafening silence ironically defining I reach the peak And survey the landscape I look in the crowd for your presence to stop this
Spiritual
Certificate U

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