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I have 791 stories published in
31 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 975880 times
and 48 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
FIRST AND LAST DATE
A spot of fiction.
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- 1066 reads
ZIPPED UP
Supposed to be a bit of a racy, humorous poem. Might not be your 'scene' (not that it's mine!)!
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- 1016 reads
NO GENDER!
What would you think yourself as if your 'bits' were no longer there?!
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- 1108 reads
HUSBAND
Jokes about (fictional) women's blokes.
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- 1480 reads
ZIP ME UP
Zip me up. You know it makes sense. Zip me up. Now don't you be dense. Zip me up. For I am your flies. Don't force your bits, On innocent eyes.
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- 1085 reads