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I have 791 stories published in
31 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 978120 times
and 48 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
KREAM
I've got a thing for kream, But I can't spell to whale. Kream seams too make me eel; My body hertz like hail. I used two spell all rite. Now eye...
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- 1063 reads
KISSED BY YOU
I'd smash my head, Into a brick wall, Just to be kissed, By your cakehole. I'd throw myself, Through a closed window, Just to be kissed, By where...
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- 1177 reads
FRENCH
I went to get a French stick. This guy walked over to me. He smiled cheekily, "You like a bit French, I see." "It's the bread I like," I said. He...
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- 1012 reads
DON'T CARE
I don't care for you now. You've become nil to me. I don't care that you can't, Give a clean, hopping flea. Now I don't care for you. But you don't...
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- 1092 reads
WAYNE HUSSEY
Poem about The Mission's singer/songwriter.
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- 1274 reads