FRENCH

I went to get a French stick.
This guy walked over to me.
He smiled cheekily,
"You like a bit French, I see."

"It's the bread I like," I said.
He smiled, "Have French mustard on it."
"I don't touch mustard," I said,
"The smell makes me want to vomit."

"Why are French letters called that?" he asked.
I shrugged, "Same reason some French kiss."
"Because they like tongue sandwiches?"
"No; it's just the way it is."

"Give me something French," he smirked,
As he unzipped his flies.
I replied, "I think I'd rather,
Stick French fries into my eyes."

Around 2002