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I have 31 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 15995 times and 11 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Yes Johnny Rico, You're The King.

A tribute to Worksop's infamous Elvis impersonator....


Excerpt from a solo show commissioned as a partner piece for Ben Elton's 'Popcorn'


High pitched sounds, Pinky and Perky, Helium pumps, and eating live rat embryos

Questions, questions

How to pull your life together with the aid of a customer survey form.....


A man finds the most terrible things while changing his baby's nappy....