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I have 61 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 49269 times and 28 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Potty-La-La Land

There are three heads. It is maybe a small yellow planet, sometimes only gas. The gas drifts, gets up their noses and into their heads. Too easily...

Dead Waters

I drink of these dead waters And float through them, and Breathe them in Clasping a decaying shark to my breasts As my foxfur, My plaything, My lover...


wherever, whatever,

Forty Days and Forty Nights

Life is odd. My mother used to say that. I always think, when I read those interviews where they ask what the best advice anyone's ever given you is...


As Sarah turned into the yard of Tipping Farm in her old white Ford, she was feeling particularly irritable. She'd had a headache all day, and had...