bernard_phlegm

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I have 25 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 20287 times and 2 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Y. BB King, the pope and eddy.

By bernard_phlegm on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Dave had a stonker of an idea, fast approaching his fortieth birthday he decided to ask his life long pals Mike and Eddy on a trip to rome, Dave was...
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X . art for arts sake

By bernard_phlegm on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Unmade soiled bed, art or shit?, a video shown in slow mo. i've had enough of it, a big glass tank on a plinth in a square, half a sheep in preserve...
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W. a cautionary tale for baby bears

By bernard_phlegm on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Once upon a time in a cabin in the hills, three bears decided lifes a drag, so ate some yellow pills, the daddy bear was on one dancing round and...
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U is for Bogies and cheese

By bernard_phlegm on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

poem with no mention of lighthouses
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K..is for crap

By bernard_phlegm on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

art attack
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