bernard_phlegm
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I have 25 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 21910 times
and 2 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
Hubbard(mother)
old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone, why cant she buy chum like felicitys mum shes a product of living alone, but...
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- 657 reads
Old lady who lived in a shoe
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe cos they didnt have council estates where she grew, and the children she had they numbered near ten, and...
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- 2004 reads
Single life
I put the kettle on watch tv make a small spliff just for me light some incence drink some tea, I close the curtains make the bed check the sell by...
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- 664 reads
I-Comforts
Its all systems go and im taking it slowly tonight, and i'll pour you a drink it's your fourth one i think, it's allright, and you mustnt think i...
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- 1000 reads