Purely magic

"Oh my lord is what you said as you reached for your knickers and
fell from the bed
and with your arse in the air and your face bright red
you giggle and then hit me with the pillow.

And you shake your little butt as your running out the door sticking
out your perfect tongue you say you dont love me no more
cos i fart and scratch my bollocks and i wake you when i snore
and my pubic hair reminds you of a brillo.

"So you've got inverted nipples and a callous on your toe,"
"you laugh like a hyena but i hate it when you go,"
cos although you call me ginger freak with tattooes down below
im confident you really love me dearly.

So wriggle when you giggle and go about your way
and like mackeral for my breakfast i shall think of you all day
and i'll love you dear till i cant hear and my gonad hair turns
grey
cos im only ever happy when your near me.

So climb back into bed steal the pillow from my head
put your cold feet on my back do a fart and cover my head
threaten me with tickles but then kiss me there instead
cos the love that we both share is purely magic.