Old lady who lived in a shoe

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
cos they didnt have council estates where she grew,
and the children she had they numbered near ten,
and you never had the social to feed them back then,
so she shot them and jumped from the top of a tree
but the bullets all missed and she just grazed her knee,
there was an old lady who lived in a shoe
it was clearly her karma what else could she do.