U is for Bogies and cheese

Bogies and cheese, Bogies and cheese,
In the whole wildest world no delights such as these,
" Are you a bit bonkers " i hear people tease,
But nothing no nothing beats bogies and cheese.

Bogies and cheese, Bogies and cheese,
i'd love a big portion of both if you please,
I could mix them with mouse puke to cure a disease,
Rub it on earlobes, tootsies and knees,
Sell it in jars for ridiculous fees,
Mix it with rhino horn call it chinese,
Add it to honeycomb confuse lots of bees,
Fill up old socks with it hang them from trees,
Oh wonderful, durable, snackable, " PLEASE ",
Just fill up my world with those bogies and cheese.

( now that's what sets me apart )