chelseyflood

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I have 51 stories published in 4 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 93353 times and 47 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

I Would Gladly Share My Crisps With You.

An old lady gets on Smelling like bums and sherbert. Bringing new meaning to the sherbert dab She fizzes past Fat and terrified Of a new generation That won't give up their seats.
Cherry

If you peeled my skin off I'd be smiling

There are gaps where our bones don't meet and it's cold but we're both grinning and we don't know how to stop.
Cherry

With no one to impress I'm lost

Add it to the list of things I've ruined through analysis. I will never watch Saddam swing lightheartedly again.
Cherry

The Importance of Gestures

Pissmop has been brought back from the dead and this time he's a twinkly eyed, silver fox. I never saw the man he grew into but I can guess he was nothing like this.
Cherry

Happy Birthday Cyril

Cyril throws his slimy sock to the other side of the room and apologises to Stan for the shaky bunk. “Don’t mention it friend. If you can’t enjoy Me Time on your birthday, when can you?”

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