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I stuffed the entrance wi jaggy rose branches To keep them ginger moggies oot They use ma garden as their play pen Squirtin pee in places that suit It's no a crime Am no complainin
The things women do after bein in gym They shave at their bits, pluck n poke at their skin I once saw a girl with her foot in the air Sawing away at hard skin on her heel. Yuck
Hide the bins in cupboards (unsightly) Polish up the brasses (where's the dusters) Men-in-suits are here (from outer space) to kick some asses. Smartphones Clipboards Just gliding around.