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I have 15 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 9416 times and 3 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Dairy Dad

By dogplop on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

Dairy Dad I wish my Dad was made from cheese, Wensleydale up to the knees Cheddar thighs and Edam hips Dairylea face, and Stilton lips. His eyes...
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Certificate U

Gavin Gomerty

By dogplop on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

Gavin Gomerty My friend Gavin Gomerty Lives inside a sausage roll. Is he a human sausage? Or a pastry loving mole?
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Certificate U

Friendly Mum

By dogplop on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

Friendly Mum I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus, I saw her kiss the postman too. Every time Daddy leaves for work She's kissing someone new. I've got...
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Certificate PG

Poo Landscape

By dogplop on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

Poo Landscape I shat myself a mountain, It took me fifty years. It would have been five hundred, If it weren't for curry and beers.
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Certificate PG

Strange Dad

By dogplop on Mon, 13 Sep 2004

Strange Dad I walked in on my Daddy In my Mummy's clothes He said 'I'm making sure they'll fit In case your Mummy grows.' Upon my Daddy's bed Were...
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Certificate PG

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