Friendly Mum

By dogplop

Mon, 13 Sep 2004
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Friendly Mum

I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus,
I saw her kiss the postman too.
Every time Daddy leaves for work
She's kissing someone new.

I've got fifteen brothers
None of them look like me
Mum makes at least one a year
And quite often two or three.

Certificate PG
Humour