Strange Dad

Strange Dad

I walked in on my Daddy
In my Mummy's clothes
He said 'I'm making sure they'll fit
In case your Mummy grows.'

Upon my Daddy's bed
Were some magazines.
He pushed them all on to the floor
Saying 'Son it's not what it seems'

'I bought the magazines
To learn how to wear the clothes.'
Then I pointed to the pictures
'The women have no clothes in those'.