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I have 35 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 40649 times and 10 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Never Trust A Zebra When It's Drunk

I don’t know whether it was the Elephants doing the Twist or the two Rhinos shagging by the buffet that kicked it all off.

Jack sat in the corner of the old peoples home and muttered

We were the law And ships heavy with the world Waited for my nod to be unloaded
Cherry

Don’t Jump I’ll Miss Celebrity Squares - New Version

Don’t Jump I’ll Miss Celebrity Squares - New Version

Teeth Like Sugar Puffs - New Version

I am in unfortunate possession of poor oral hygiene as a result of a three year lust for mattels refreshers (those yellow sweets with the sherbert filling) those sticky yellow devils,
Cherry

Don't Jump I'll Miss Celebrity Squares.

A time before the books in brown paper bags and the relentless search on the internet for 'sluts' who were only a bus ride away.

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