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Los Gigantes
Geriatrics, more like. Nigel takes them diving pretends that his skin tees and fondness for Patti LaBelle mean nothing. There's always a soft place to fall between Dave's big burgers
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Packing
Sweetheart, I know it's hackneyed But I am shoving my guts Into a Billabong rucksack In the hope that If I take them on a mini-break They will learn to behave. And, yes, I might be listening
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Stains
Butterscotch milk edges the window, I made you dab-dab it all embarassed. Spattered chianti behind my bed, a failed date sparked out by 11. A patina of cum under a poster of Louise Brooks
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- 1038 reads
Soon
The beard will go - too reminiscent of her fetish for Geography teachers, the time she mapped out countries all called China. Now you can take as long as you like to tie your shoelaces
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It's always in my absence that legends are made
Remember when Han Flew away on a giant egg balloon? And Mini laughed so hard that Tiny records fell from his nostrils, Then Luke did a dance like a Gibson girl in a purple fedora
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- 680 reads