hejira j

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I have 87 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 93446 times and 42 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Los Gigantes

Geriatrics, more like. Nigel takes them diving pretends that his skin tees and fondness for Patti LaBelle mean nothing. There's always a soft place to fall between Dave's big burgers
Cherry

Packing

Sweetheart, I know it's hackneyed But I am shoving my guts Into a Billabong rucksack In the hope that If I take them on a mini-break They will learn to behave. And, yes, I might be listening
Cherry

Stains

Butterscotch milk edges the window, I made you dab-dab it all embarassed. Spattered chianti behind my bed, a failed date sparked out by 11. A patina of cum under a poster of Louise Brooks

Soon

The beard will go - too reminiscent of her fetish for Geography teachers, the time she mapped out countries all called China. Now you can take as long as you like to tie your shoelaces

It's always in my absence that legends are made

Remember when Han Flew away on a giant egg balloon? And Mini laughed so hard that Tiny records fell from his nostrils, Then Luke did a dance like a Gibson girl in a purple fedora

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