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“Lose the fedora,” said the big boss at the warehouse. “Night watchmen don’t wear no fedoras.” “But I ain’t myself without my fedora.” “And you ain’t...
One Christmas Eve we woke to the sound of our dad driving nails through the trunk of our new tree. “Tree stands are for Park Avenue swine!” Dad would...
“Hey! You tramps! What the hell do you think you’re doing here! Bunch a freeloading sons a bitches! Get off my goddamn porch!” Up to then I thought I...
Hello, moon. Caught you smiling just a bit ago. Made me smile a bit, as well. I know what you’re thinking. That I’m about to ask you, once again, if...