Jane Hyphen
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I have 394 stories published in
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Notes from a Dirt Engineer - The Pit
Strange, still weather today. I feel no breath of wind on my skin as I struggle to remove horrid little bedding plants from their plugs; the roots...
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Notes from a Dirt Engineer - Potted Husband
'Oh don't mind him, that's just Graham, he's re-building my wall for me, my neighbour caught it with her Polo,' Carol glances over her shoulder, '...
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Notes from a Dirt Engineer - Failure
'You are a total failure!' she announced, her face contorted with pubescent vitriol. 'Look at you, you're a gardener for fuck's sake!' As those words...
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Notes from a Dirt Engineer - Old Apple Trees
Those apple trees. Those apple trees stand wearily, too far apart to touch each other yet close enough to annoy each other. Gnarled with curvature of...
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Lemon Shark
She is a Lemon Shark A solitary dart Flashed caustic gold In her bathwater hold Circle eyes blind Bowed ratchets primed Mum strokes from afar A pulse...
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