Jane Hyphen

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I have 434 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1273600 times and 564 of my stories have been cherry picked.
584 of my 2,956 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 630 votes

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Life on Berth

Johnny the bottlenose dolphin nudged his friend, Cider with his smooth snout, ‘Watch out now, the monster is starting up her engines.’ ‘Oh no,...
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Black Mushroom Soup

We were walking down the street, on our way home from Shadow Pines Bistro. It was Saturday and our monthly meet up. Myself and three mates, all...
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Penny's Pass the Story - Part 10

Jenny Padget grabbed her handbag and car keys, ‘Oliver, they’ll be coming for us next, we need to get the hell out of here, now!’ Hyperventilating...
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Things that he took to the Afterlife

Clutching his dog's ashes, his grandfather’s watch chain and a recipe for toad in the hole, he joined the queue for the afterlife. His last few...
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Purple Mountain - Part 5

‘I remember when we were children, we all used to play up on the mountain. We were drawn to it. Meet me on the mountain, we’d say as we ran out of...
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584 of my comments have received 630 Great Feedback votes

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This is so much fun and a

Posted on Sun, 12 Apr 2026

This is so much fun and a great idea. Please can we do it again? I've arrived late to the party (again).

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Posted in Penny's Pass The Story - Part 10.

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Hi Jenny, your tearfulness

Posted on Fri, 08 May 2026

Hi Jenny, your tearfulness was likely a result of what your gut already knew but couldn't face until your doctor confirmed it in words. I'm so sorry you're having to go through this. As others have said, please keep writing about anything you...

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Posted in Lung Biopsy Result

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Sounds like Hell to me, Mark.

Posted on Tue, 16 Sep 2025

Sounds like Hell to me, Mark. What sort of person can thrive in this environment? People go on about processed food, what about processed people? I'm rather relieved to be on low pay with worn out joints because I can be as feral as I like in my...

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Posted in Kettle Violation

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Thank you Insert. I find the

Posted on Mon, 14 Mar 2022

Thank you Insert. I find the weekly IP a good inspiration. We are fascinated and frightened by the idea that aliens might invade and destroy Earth but are we just talking about ourselves?

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Posted in This Cannot Be Our Home

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I really enjoyed reading this

Posted on Wed, 26 Sep 2018

I really enjoyed reading this, it brought to life a typical suprmarket shift complete with misery and the type of characters which seem to crop up in most workplaces. It recall my own stint in 'provisions', I got a verbal warning for failing to...

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Posted in Rolling in the Aisles

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Hi Luigi, we certainly should

Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026

Hi Luigi, we certainly should but I keep reading things about the aliens already being here, or perhaps we are the aliens. Are these conspiracy theories? Who knows. Mars, Venus and Pluto is no longer a planet so we have already muddied the water...

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Posted in Penny's Pass the Story - Part 10

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Thank you, Turlough. It

Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026

Thank you, Turlough. It seemed to me that the deputy, Marindina was the only normal guy in the story so we went with that, and a few jokes because I know you would have provided plenty.

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Posted in Penny's Pass the Story - Part 10

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Ooh now it all makes sense.

Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026

Ooh now it all makes sense. She must be to marry such a man. Thank you, Gloskat.

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Posted in Penny's Pass the Story - Part 10

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Thank you for the challenge.

Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026

Thank you for the challenge. I hope I've honoured everybody else's contributions, they were all so imaginative and pulled the story in different directions and offered new characters. I've enjoyed the humour running throughout and hope to have...

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Posted in Penny's Pass the Story - Part 10

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Thank you GlosKat. I haven't

Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026

Thank you GlosKat. I haven't actually read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I'm a bit ashamed to say. I will set aside some time to read it. He'll be reunited with Floppy I'm sure.

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Posted in Things that he took to the Afterlife

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