Jane Hyphen

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I have 438 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
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Beige Goo Splat - (part 2)

There was no point asking for help from my landlady, she didn’t care about my dog and was difficult to get any sense out of at the best of times...
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Beige Goo Splat (part 1)

My room was nothing fancy but easily large enough for my double bed, desk and other stuff. It had a high ceiling and a big view down over the town...
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The Tiny Easter Teddy

Easter, even the word itself sounds full, round around the edges, pregnant with the promise of things to come. Falling in spring, within the swell...
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The Vale - Chapter 7

Standing at the edge of the balcony, leaning over, I caught sight of the green Mini turning into the parking area. It was the one I'd see before,...
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The Vale - Chapter 6

‘What?’ I laughed nervously, then shrugged and said, ‘I don’t have anything like that.’ Adam shook his head. ‘Of course we don’t need a pass, we’re...
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598 of my comments have received 646 Great Feedback votes

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Thank you and yes please to

Posted on Sun, 12 Apr 2026

Thank you and yes please to the email.

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Posted in Penny's Pass The Story - Part 10.

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I really enjoyed this

Posted on Wed, 08 Apr 2026

I really enjoyed this Turlough. Lettuce around a Mars bar actually sounds quite nice, Iceberg lettuce I'm picturing. That lasagne from Weight Watchers probably contains horse meat so you have turned into an Appalloosa. I'm still laughing actually...

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Posted in What a Waist

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I love your song Turlough, a

Posted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026

I love your song Turlough, a candidate for Eurovision surely. Bulgarian traditions sound reassuringly rooted in nature and you can't argue with her, she calls the shots. I can just by looking at Kerry that she's not a cat owner, little dogs have...

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Posted in Is Kerry Katona a Cat Owner?

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Thank you, Turlough. Cliff

Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026

Thank you, Turlough. Cliff Richard and The Osmonds, what more could you ask for? You never know whose about to change sides either. If only we could just linger on the bridge with the animals. I say this as I'm currently pinned down by Louie the...

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Posted in Things that he took to the Afterlife

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Thank you, Insert. Pot holes,

Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026

Thank you, Insert. Pot holes, I wouldn't be surprised, they just put a bit of burnt flapjack on top where I live and it wears off again after a few weeks.

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Posted in Things that he took to the Afterlife

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Yes to all of them. Teaching

Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026

Yes to all of them. Teaching kids to read is probably my favourite. A lovely collection of rhyming pleasures.

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Posted in A List

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Those two will be in the

Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026

Those two will be in the special area celticman and I don't think you'll be going there...will you? I think most of the cats are reincarnated. Thanks for reading and your feedback as always, very much appreciated.

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Posted in Things that he took to the Afterlife

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Ha ha, yes, I hope it's not

Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026

Ha ha, yes, I hope it's not but if all humans go to the same place then I suppose we'll have to rub along with the small percent of baddies. Maybe they do get their punishment after all. Thank you for your comment, w.w.j.abercrombie

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Thank you, Insert. It's the

Posted on Fri, 20 Mar 2026

Thank you, Insert. It's the special stuff, in the black stew, it's for local people. 

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Posted in Purple Mountain - Part 5

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That's funny, Penny. It's so

Posted on Sun, 15 Mar 2026

That's funny, Penny. It's so easily done too. Last summer I put my phone into the washing machine and it underwent part of a cycle, came out dripping wait but somehow survived. His teeth were nice and clean at least and hopefully not bent out of...

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Posted in (Teeth Tales) Smiling Underpants

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