Jane Hyphen
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The Leaf Blower - Part 1
‘Where are you going with that leaf blower Dennis, it’s five o’clock?’ Dennis stopped in his tracks and appeared a bit unsettled by the question. He...
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autumn
For some, autumn is the best season of the year. They seem to love the shortening days, darkness creeping in like heavy curtains drawing across the...
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At Home in the Pause
‘So what do you want to do with your life?’ She looked at me, Mrs Bridges, with a look which was both stern and sympathetic. Stern because she wanted...
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RIP Real World
A real planet, really spinning, in nothing but the pure dust of our universe. We lived in the real world. We didn’t really understand it and that was...
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Beige Goo Splat - (part 3)
Monty and I slept extremely well together that night, we didn’t dream but rather blinked away the night and woke up refreshed but a little...
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Hi Jenny, you've been in my
Posted on Mon, 08 Jun 2026
Hi Jenny, you've been in my thoughts over the past few weeks. I haven't felt much like writing or even reading, busy at work and lots of change at home - nothing to complain about though.
Your poem brings home the process you are currently...
Read full commentPosted in Torment
This is wonderful, Harry. You
Posted on Sat, 06 Jun 2026
This is wonderful, Harry. You captured that fleeting state of mind, freedom combined with optimism and an increasing independance, along with the boundless physical energy and curiosity of childhood. The rest of the world can feel fictional and...
Read full commentPosted in Blue
Pure escapism or purr
Posted on Thu, 07 May 2026
Pure escapism or purr escapism, bag pus must be feeling a bit lighter bless him and his escapades; cats like Ludo keep the local vet in business. Getting knackered in the garden and then doing nothing is my tried and tested way to save money and...
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A tiny pun to tie it all in
Posted on Fri, 08 May 2026
A tiny pun to tie it all in
Read full commentPosted in Ghosted: A Meteorology
At least you're thinking
Posted on Thu, 07 May 2026
At least you're thinking celticman. I don't think our politicians are. A win win for big business, once again. Put the cats in charge I say..or even the mushrooms x
Read full commentPosted in Black Mushroom Soup
Hi Jenny, good to have you
Posted on Sun, 26 Apr 2026
Hi Jenny, good to have you back and it sounds like you well enough to be able to appreciate what spring time brings. Your poem resonates with me, I love spring, there's no other treat like it and it always delivers, even those wet springs, you...
Read full commentPosted in Through The Mist Of Time
It's madness and most of us
Posted on Fri, 17 Apr 2026
It's madness and most of us can't believe it's real, if it wasn't for the risk to people's lives, it would be a comedy. He who shouts the loudest, hits the hardest, indeed, just like in nursery school.
Read full commentPosted in A Handful of Tyrants
Good spot! Shall we leave it
Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026
Good spot! Shall we leave it as glaze though, I like things slightly off but not off enough to be wrong. Brain rot and brain overloaded with rotten tosh. Aliens, they walk among us, celtic aliens too. Thanks for reading, celticman.
Read full commentPosted in Penny's Pass the Story - Part 10
Thank you and yes please to
Posted on Sun, 12 Apr 2026
Thank you and yes please to the email.
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I really enjoyed this
Posted on Wed, 08 Apr 2026
I really enjoyed this Turlough. Lettuce around a Mars bar actually sounds quite nice, Iceberg lettuce I'm picturing. That lasagne from Weight Watchers probably contains horse meat so you have turned into an Appalloosa. I'm still laughing actually...
Read full commentPosted in What a Waist
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