Jane Hyphen
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The Vale - Chapter 7
Standing at the edge of the balcony, leaning over, I caught sight of the green Mini turning into the parking area. It was the one I'd see before,...
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The Vale - Chapter 6
‘What?’ I laughed nervously, then shrugged and said, ‘I don’t have anything like that.’ Adam shook his head. ‘Of course we don’t need a pass, we’re...
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The Vale - Chapter 5
It was so much colder back then, nothing like the soft, Southern air which I find myself gliding through so easily these days. I remember frequent...
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The Vale - Part 4 (Adam Believe)
I can remember the exact moment I saw Adam Berry. It was on the first day of secondary school and we had been instructed, via a letter in the post,...
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The Vale - Part 3
Lori’s mother, Linda, is just leaving when I return to the cave. She is a lovely woman, warm, level-headed, unassuming and ever mindful of being in...
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I really enjoyed this
Posted on Wed, 08 Apr 2026
I really enjoyed this Turlough. Lettuce around a Mars bar actually sounds quite nice, Iceberg lettuce I'm picturing. That lasagne from Weight Watchers probably contains horse meat so you have turned into an Appalloosa. I'm still laughing actually...
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I love your song Turlough, a
Posted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026
I love your song Turlough, a candidate for Eurovision surely. Bulgarian traditions sound reassuringly rooted in nature and you can't argue with her, she calls the shots. I can just by looking at Kerry that she's not a cat owner, little dogs have...
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Thank you, Turlough. Cliff
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Thank you, Turlough. Cliff Richard and The Osmonds, what more could you ask for? You never know whose about to change sides either. If only we could just linger on the bridge with the animals. I say this as I'm currently pinned down by Louie the...
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Thank you, Insert. Pot holes,
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Thank you, Insert. Pot holes, I wouldn't be surprised, they just put a bit of burnt flapjack on top where I live and it wears off again after a few weeks.
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Yes to all of them. Teaching
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Yes to all of them. Teaching kids to read is probably my favourite. A lovely collection of rhyming pleasures.
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Those two will be in the
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Those two will be in the special area celticman and I don't think you'll be going there...will you? I think most of the cats are reincarnated. Thanks for reading and your feedback as always, very much appreciated.
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Ha ha, yes, I hope it's not
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Ha ha, yes, I hope it's not but if all humans go to the same place then I suppose we'll have to rub along with the small percent of baddies. Maybe they do get their punishment after all. Thank you for your comment, w.w.j.abercrombie
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Thank you, Insert. It's the
Posted on Fri, 20 Mar 2026
Thank you, Insert. It's the special stuff, in the black stew, it's for local people.
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That's funny, Penny. It's so
Posted on Sun, 15 Mar 2026
That's funny, Penny. It's so easily done too. Last summer I put my phone into the washing machine and it underwent part of a cycle, came out dripping wait but somehow survived. His teeth were nice and clean at least and hopefully not bent out of...
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Your descriptions are so
Posted on Tue, 10 Mar 2026
Your descriptions are so detailed, you cannot help be transported, especially of the desert at night. 'An appetite for arachnids' ew. These beings are not of this world. Mythical creatures (terrifying ones) but also a bit sci-fi.
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