Jane Hyphen
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My stories
autumn
For some, autumn is the best season of the year. They seem to love the shortening days, darkness creeping in like heavy curtains drawing across the...
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At Home in the Pause
‘So what do you want to do with your life?’ She looked at me, Mrs Bridges, with a look which was both stern and sympathetic. Stern because she wanted...
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RIP Real World
A real planet, really spinning, in nothing but the pure dust of our universe. We lived in the real world. We didn’t really understand it and that was...
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Beige Goo Splat - (part 3)
Monty and I slept extremely well together that night, we didn’t dream but rather blinked away the night and woke up refreshed but a little...
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Beige Goo Splat - (part 2)
There was no point asking for help from my landlady, she didn’t care about my dog and was difficult to get any sense out of at the best of times...
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Good spot! Shall we leave it
Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026
Good spot! Shall we leave it as glaze though, I like things slightly off but not off enough to be wrong. Brain rot and brain overloaded with rotten tosh. Aliens, they walk among us, celtic aliens too. Thanks for reading, celticman.
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Thank you and yes please to
Posted on Sun, 12 Apr 2026
Thank you and yes please to the email.
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I really enjoyed this
Posted on Wed, 08 Apr 2026
I really enjoyed this Turlough. Lettuce around a Mars bar actually sounds quite nice, Iceberg lettuce I'm picturing. That lasagne from Weight Watchers probably contains horse meat so you have turned into an Appalloosa. I'm still laughing actually...
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I love your song Turlough, a
Posted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026
I love your song Turlough, a candidate for Eurovision surely. Bulgarian traditions sound reassuringly rooted in nature and you can't argue with her, she calls the shots. I can just by looking at Kerry that she's not a cat owner, little dogs have...
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Thank you, Turlough. Cliff
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Thank you, Turlough. Cliff Richard and The Osmonds, what more could you ask for? You never know whose about to change sides either. If only we could just linger on the bridge with the animals. I say this as I'm currently pinned down by Louie the...
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Thank you, Insert. Pot holes,
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Thank you, Insert. Pot holes, I wouldn't be surprised, they just put a bit of burnt flapjack on top where I live and it wears off again after a few weeks.
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Yes to all of them. Teaching
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Yes to all of them. Teaching kids to read is probably my favourite. A lovely collection of rhyming pleasures.
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Those two will be in the
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Those two will be in the special area celticman and I don't think you'll be going there...will you? I think most of the cats are reincarnated. Thanks for reading and your feedback as always, very much appreciated.
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Ha ha, yes, I hope it's not
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Ha ha, yes, I hope it's not but if all humans go to the same place then I suppose we'll have to rub along with the small percent of baddies. Maybe they do get their punishment after all. Thank you for your comment, w.w.j.abercrombie
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Thank you, Insert. It's the
Posted on Fri, 20 Mar 2026
Thank you, Insert. It's the special stuff, in the black stew, it's for local people.
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