Jane Hyphen
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The Leaf Blower - Part 2
Dennis had mostly enjoyed his trip to Malta, soaking up the sun and getting to know Jenny better. As it turned out she brought more than just hand...
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The Leaf Blower - Part 1
‘Where are you going with that leaf blower Dennis, it’s five o’clock?’ Dennis stopped in his tracks and appeared a bit unsettled by the question. He...
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autumn
For some, autumn is the best season of the year. They seem to love the shortening days, darkness creeping in like heavy curtains drawing across the...
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At Home in the Pause
‘So what do you want to do with your life?’ She looked at me, Mrs Bridges, with a look which was both stern and sympathetic. Stern because she wanted...
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RIP Real World
A real planet, really spinning, in nothing but the pure dust of our universe. We lived in the real world. We didn’t really understand it and that was...
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Pure escapism or purr
Posted on Thu, 07 May 2026
Pure escapism or purr escapism, bag pus must be feeling a bit lighter bless him and his escapades; cats like Ludo keep the local vet in business. Getting knackered in the garden and then doing nothing is my tried and tested way to save money and...
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A tiny pun to tie it all in
Posted on Fri, 08 May 2026
A tiny pun to tie it all in
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At least you're thinking
Posted on Thu, 07 May 2026
At least you're thinking celticman. I don't think our politicians are. A win win for big business, once again. Put the cats in charge I say..or even the mushrooms x
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Hi Jenny, good to have you
Posted on Sun, 26 Apr 2026
Hi Jenny, good to have you back and it sounds like you well enough to be able to appreciate what spring time brings. Your poem resonates with me, I love spring, there's no other treat like it and it always delivers, even those wet springs, you...
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It's madness and most of us
Posted on Fri, 17 Apr 2026
It's madness and most of us can't believe it's real, if it wasn't for the risk to people's lives, it would be a comedy. He who shouts the loudest, hits the hardest, indeed, just like in nursery school.
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Good spot! Shall we leave it
Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026
Good spot! Shall we leave it as glaze though, I like things slightly off but not off enough to be wrong. Brain rot and brain overloaded with rotten tosh. Aliens, they walk among us, celtic aliens too. Thanks for reading, celticman.
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Thank you and yes please to
Posted on Sun, 12 Apr 2026
Thank you and yes please to the email.
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I really enjoyed this
Posted on Wed, 08 Apr 2026
I really enjoyed this Turlough. Lettuce around a Mars bar actually sounds quite nice, Iceberg lettuce I'm picturing. That lasagne from Weight Watchers probably contains horse meat so you have turned into an Appalloosa. I'm still laughing actually...
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I love your song Turlough, a
Posted on Sat, 04 Apr 2026
I love your song Turlough, a candidate for Eurovision surely. Bulgarian traditions sound reassuringly rooted in nature and you can't argue with her, she calls the shots. I can just by looking at Kerry that she's not a cat owner, little dogs have...
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Thank you, Turlough. Cliff
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Thank you, Turlough. Cliff Richard and The Osmonds, what more could you ask for? You never know whose about to change sides either. If only we could just linger on the bridge with the animals. I say this as I'm currently pinned down by Louie the...
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