Jane Hyphen
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Old Walls - Part 5
‘It’s funny how the brain works isn’t it, Roz. Memories locked away, sequestered, I don’t mean important memories, just mundane things, details, you...
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Frankenplot - The Gentleman's Wardrobe Part 2
As their son’s wedding approached, two things happened. Ian and Sylvia began struggling to sleep well. They considered the reasons why; latent...
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Frankenplot - The Gentleman's Wardrobe - Part 1
‘Oh so this is where you put the wardrobe?’ Gwen stood back to admire the handsome piece of furniture, rubbing her fingers across the surface of the...
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Frankenplot - The Volunteers
The volunteers, Charity shop on a Thursday Yellowed fingers in the pages Search for hidden photos, love notes, Pound notes and Penny Blacks Pointed...
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Old Walls - Part 4
Simon found himself wondering about the dominatrix in Pipers Ride; in fact the guys in camo who’d turned up at the working party generally intrigued...
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Barbara Cartland's make up,
Posted on Fri, 21 Aug 2026
Barbara Cartland's make up, crikey, I'd forgotten about that eyeliner. Nothing like a weapon or just an association with a weapon, to make men feel powerful. I suppose it starts with what they consider to be their own thing.
Lust for life...
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Mmm, I have some similar
Posted on Tue, 18 Aug 2026
Mmm, I have some similar tales about rich people getting around the rules. It's so unfair. I honestly don't know why is plebs put up with it. It would be interesting to know our Cloud carbon footprints as it were; maybe that will be possible soon...
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Robots and eye watering
Posted on Tue, 18 Aug 2026
Robots and eye watering profits are more important than the air we breathe and politics has become a glamorous career with lucrative, post government hustles and a buffet of grifts.
Enjoy the heat, fizzy stuff and fight the French all...
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I agree regarding the final
Posted on Thu, 09 Jul 2026
I agree regarding the final stanza it's punchy and poetic. Some people can turn so quickly, one way or another and catagorise everybody according to one experience. Surely one day soon, there will be no more catagories. I always forget that my...
Read full commentPosted in Misplaced Person Seeks Pomegranates
Ha ha. Serves them right. One
Posted on Wed, 24 Jun 2026
Ha ha. Serves them right. One way or another these employers usually, not always, come unstuck. As you probably know, many of the largest companies are shedding half of their employees right now to free up money to invest in AI. I'n no expert on...
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Hi Luigi, we certainly should
Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026
Hi Luigi, we certainly should but I keep reading things about the aliens already being here, or perhaps we are the aliens. Are these conspiracy theories? Who knows. Mars, Venus and Pluto is no longer a planet so we have already muddied the water...
Read full commentPosted in Penny's Pass the Story - Part 10
Thank you, Turlough. It
Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026
Thank you, Turlough. It seemed to me that the deputy, Marindina was the only normal guy in the story so we went with that, and a few jokes because I know you would have provided plenty.
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Ooh now it all makes sense.
Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026
Ooh now it all makes sense. She must be to marry such a man. Thank you, Gloskat.
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Thank you for the challenge.
Posted on Wed, 15 Apr 2026
Thank you for the challenge. I hope I've honoured everybody else's contributions, they were all so imaginative and pulled the story in different directions and offered new characters. I've enjoyed the humour running throughout and hope to have...
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Thank you GlosKat. I haven't
Posted on Fri, 03 Apr 2026
Thank you GlosKat. I haven't actually read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I'm a bit ashamed to say. I will set aside some time to read it. He'll be reunited with Floppy I'm sure.
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