Jane Hyphen

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My stories have been read 492303 times and 416 of my stories have been cherry picked.
412 of my 2,308 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 438 votes

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There's Still Enough Time

He looks so nice; an unfolded smile, harmless eyes. No thoughts at the front, only the manners, his mother wrapped up and gave him, when, as a boy,...
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Ladies who lunch at The Entomol

The waiter served the mermaid pie with a glass of our favourite tipple As he pulled out the cork, a wasp flew out and stung me on the nipple Daphne...

Another Day

Another day, announced the birds in non negotiable verse, sharp tools to cut you from the sack of your sleep and nick you just enough to feel the...

The Price of Gold

I was late because I fell into a hole. I was desperately searching for glimmers and someone was digging for gold. The hole and I both were open...
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Lucifer - What's good for the saucy gander

The farmer wasn’t keen on keeping a gander or even increasing his flock but one morning an egg rolled towards his feet and he was reminded of a quote...
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412 of my comments have received 438 Great Feedback votes

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It sounds like all your cats

Posted on Sat, 28 Oct 2023

It sounds like all your cats are living the good life. I love their names. I have a very fussy cat. Magnus, he has put on weight recently and I know my neighbour feeds him, what I don't know, pate maybe.

Tricky having six, especially when...

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Posted in Nanny, Shot Herself In The Foot!

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An interesting look into the

Posted on Sun, 22 Oct 2023

An interesting look into the night time world of wakefulness, Jenny, your psyche soaring beneath those closed eyelids. It does seem to provide a unique gap into more mysterious layers of consciousness, somewhere between proper dreams and lucidity...

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Posted in Transcendental Journey of Meditation

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Ha ha, you must have gone to

Posted on Mon, 23 Oct 2023

Ha ha, you must have gone to a mixed mega comprehensive like me then. Those poor teachers, the ones who tried that is. Thank you for reading.

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Love, 'wordlessly as a storm'

Posted on Sun, 22 Oct 2023

Love, 'wordlessly as a storm'. The magic of the lake, communicated softly in your poem. I googled it and now I want to visit.

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Posted in Blagdon Lake in Winter

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Summed up that feeling of

Posted on Mon, 23 Oct 2023

Summed up that feeling of lying awake, the anxiety of missing out on the essential shut down hours and all worries magnified. Counting sheep, who came up with that? A farmer perhaps but I bet they sleep like babies anyway. 

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Posted in Three O’Clock Sheep Club

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I used to admire those

Posted on Tue, 17 Oct 2023

I used to admire those bicycle locks too with the chain buried in some trendy looking plastic tubing. I can just imagine an uncle indulging in a trick like this, they certainly do 'love to tease', it's their job.

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Posted in A Hazy Memory of an Uncle’s Trick

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A reset button without all

Posted on Sun, 15 Oct 2023

A reset button without all the solicitors expenses.  The beauty of the spouse bot is that, unlike people, it can be modified at the touch of a button, until the machines get too clever and start outsmarting us that is. Thank you for reading.

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Posted in 'Parcel for you..' Part 2

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So many worlds, each

Posted on Tue, 17 Oct 2023

So many worlds, each beautifully described. Which one is real? Joe's Place sounds depressing and the train journey too but as long as there's paradise next to the lake, you can be restored.

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Posted in The Other Side of Paradise

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That's where they would want

Posted on Sat, 14 Oct 2023

That's where they would want to be designed I think but I wouldn't know, I came out of the sea.

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I think i have felt the

Posted on Sun, 08 Oct 2023

I think i have felt the presence of this little person and she's bloody draining. Original, relatable and brilliant. 

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Posted in The little person

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