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I have 216 stories published in 10 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 200732 times and 49 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Mark Ashley

 

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Jackie Brown

By markashley on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

JACKIE BROWN [**---] This is one muthafuckin repugnant film. I mean it's so muthafuckin slow and dull it makes you want to puke your guts out just...
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Certificate 18

As Good As It Gets

By markashley on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

As Good As It Gets [**** ] This film constantly teeters on the brink of gross sentimentality, and yet manages to not only come out unscathed but well...
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Story
Certificate PG

Men and Women

By markashley on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

written with Sasha Stone
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Pitch - films that should never be made

By markashley on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

Fever Pitch: "Films that should never be made" incorporating "Pitch &; Putt: More films that should never be made". The Saber: Robin Hood style...
Humour
Story
Certificate PG

F) The Fountainhead

By markashley on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

THE FOUNTAINHEAD I don't expect anyone will read this, a commentary on a second rate 1949 black &; white film... well I say second rate, but it...
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Certificate U

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