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I have 60 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 15529 times and 2 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Robert Haslam

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My stories

Starry Starry Night

Norbert Chapter 52 Starry Starry Night We are now 22 – 14 down. Rube is leaning dreamily over our table, gazing into Dora Mae Blimp’s cleavage. ‘How...

Once Upun a Time

Norbert Chapter 51 Once Upun a Time I approach Matron during the interval. ‘Excuse me, ma’am, but how many songs do you intend to sing at the end? I...

The Quiz

Norbert Chapter 50 The Quiz The social club is bursting at the seams. Every seat is taken and people are pressed up against the walls. The queue at...

Psychiatry for Dogs

Norbert Chapter 49 Psychiatry for Dogs When I arrive at work next morning, GT is purple in the face and close to apoplexy. Baldy appears in his...

The Power of the Press

Norbert Chapter 48 The Power of the Press It is amazing how quickly flood water disperses once it stops raining, especially when it has less than a...