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Randy Johnson

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Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem

When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us. My friend's name is Butt-Head and my name is Beavis. I thought that I was pregnant...

The Eighth Mother's Day

This is the eighth Mother's Day that has come around since you died. You were one of the world's greatest mothers and that can't be denied. Time...

Hell's New Torment

When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned. Satan is using a new kind of torture, people are no longer being burned...

Smoke Free - Part V

I'm proud of myself and I have something to say. I quit smoking last year on the 3rd of May. It was one year ago when I smoked for the last time...

I Killed Mister Ed

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed. I accidentally ran over that talking horse and now he's dead. Mister Ed said "F*** you" to...

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