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Randy Johnson

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Pantsed

My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer. My sister knocked her out in a mall and then she pantsed her. She had to walk around the mall...

Disabled Doctor

It is illegal to refuse to hire disabled people in the state of Tennessee. Even though I graduated from medical school, a hospital wouldn't hire me...

I'm Justin Bred, not just inbred

When I tell people that my name is Justin Bred, They think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head. Everybody who I know thinks that I'm married to...

GE Appliances

There's something about my wife that astounds me. She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE. I bought her a washing machine that was made by...

Dad Ceased To Be Alive

Half a decade ago today, Dad ceased to be alive. Five years ago, Dad died at the age of sixty-five. He was a hard worker, he could have outworked two...

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