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Randy Johnson

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Jim

He was my neighbor for over forty years and his name was Jim. When I think about what a good man should be like, I think of him. He and my uncle were...

Porky's Revenge

When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son. I learned that when Porky got mad, he was meaner than Atilla the Hun. Porky sat...

My Star Wars Action Figures

When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack. When I was a child, I bought the Star Wars action figures...

My Hairy Ass

Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class. But nobody will believe that if they learn that I have a hairy ass. I...

He Wanted To See The World

He sold drugs because he wanted to see the world but he failed. The only thing that he got to see was the inside of a prison cell. He wanted to...

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Good poem.

Posted on Tue, 11 Sep 2018

Good poem.

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