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Randy Johnson

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

I fight injustice in the West and help people who are in danger. When my brother was murdered, I became the Lone Ranger. I bring outlaws to justice...

Mom Hated Millipedes

Mom hated Millipedes, she didn't like them at all. Whenever she saw one, it made her skin crawl. She hated them because she was afraid of being bit...

A Rabbit Wasn't Included

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included. The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I concluded. All that I was served was some cheese...

Ina Mae

She was 79 years old when she passed away. She was my aunt and her name was Ina Mae. When a relative passes away, it's always sad. Ina Mae was the...

Pink Rabbit

I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny. People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny. I put on this rabbit costume and the zipper broke. I'm...

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