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I have 285 stories published in 9 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 374552 times and 105 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories


My Favourite Song

Albert of Norway and Simba the lion Elvis, and David, the conqueror of Zion, Kong, and that one out of Lord of the Rings These are a few of my favourite kings

The Impossible Deathbed Lament of S. McDuck

This is a poem about that controversial posterboy for compassionate conservativism, Scrooge McDuck.

The No-Cry Sleep Solution

Matchlock panic attacks – Palsied palms Knotting chest And gut water boiling caustic. Life got tight and throttled. Watch me wriggle free From this jacket of meat – No zippers, no key.

Rest Cure

Hand me the revolver – Today, the crushed hats of spinsters Scroll past like carnival ducklings And good God that weathervane Is asking for it. When the newsagent Hands me my change


The first thing that happened, We stopped separating out Our glass and plastics. Dad turned the recycling box into a still And bracketed it to the roof Next to the harpoon and the razor wire.