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I have 285 stories published in 9 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 374564 times and 105 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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A strapping young actor named Harris Suffered mortification in Paris When a rip in his clothes Saw his Hamlet exposed As he stabbed an old man in the arras An Eskimo, quite unconceited,

Dear Man I Saw On The Platform At Colchester

Dear man I saw on the platform at Colchester, You hugged the ugly Polynesian girl Then waited while she got on board the train I confess, my knee-jerk thought was Mail order bride

Poetical Science

The twenty-first century – what a wondrous place! Where no one is judged by their creed, sex or race Where technology makes our lives sprightly and gay Isn’t the world looking sciency today?

The Sestina Code

Imagine a conspiracy theorist giving a lecture in the top room of a pub. YOU'VE JUST IMAGINED MY POEM.

Ode To The Spineless Bastard Who Cloned My Debit Card

Yesterday, I found out that large sums of money had been stolen from my account. I am now officially a member of the ever-growing club of identity fraud victims. Hooray!