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I have 92 stories published in
6 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 68148 times
and 34 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Simon Barber
My stories
Black Heart Soldiers
Tangled foliage just like back in Saigon, man. Slice the leaf with a razor and the consistency of its milky dew will be upon you, like the sneeze of...
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- 787 reads
Last Night You Said You Loved Me
I greet you, you bite me &; we go racin' round in my car ridin' with vertical arms. Streakin' mustang tap dancin' the light fantastic we are...
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- 715 reads
Palm Sunday
Purple cloth hidden effigy, useless altar mics fat-hand baby -- in a pink jumpsuit with concealed feet is padding its way down the aisle of mass. Her...
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- 696 reads
Exclusive Fairground for Superheroes:Members Only!
Will your hero be crushed today? If his arch-enemy has a membership card then what's to stop him bringing a chunk of kryptonite and using it to win a...
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- 783 reads
Catz Eyez
The Acapulco tread is worn away and my exotic tyres look more like teardrops than Michelin model 471A. We are bouncing on cat's eyes as if the...
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- 811 reads