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I have 92 stories published in
6 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 68148 times
and 34 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Simon Barber
My stories
Human Robot Can Sing
a piece using all of the suggested headlines
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- 736 reads
Welcome to Chronicles...
These are the stories, the oddities that secret societies use as initiation at Christmas time over cognac. It was never more scary than the night...
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- 595 reads
Private Privacy
I shot my eyelash 'cos it dared to wink at me. I put cement in all my boots just so they wouldn't flee. I was denied when I was young, I fell down...
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- 681 reads
The Precious Organisation
Standing at the mouth of the stank, bloated creek where the green algae rasps with the foul, corrupted burps of pond-life -- I shudder at the thought...
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- 735 reads
Julian (Drippy Julian)
Drippy Julian vaults my fence and asks me if I think he's got the bottle to kick his American football right over to the other side of the road. I...
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- 678 reads