Exclusive Fairground for Superheroes:Members Only!

Will your hero be crushed today?
If his arch-enemy has a membership card
then what's to stop him
bringing a chunk of kryptonite
and using it to win a teddy at Tin Can Alley?

If his arch-enemy has a membership card
then what's to stop him shooting the Man of Steel
with pellets at the Rifle Range?

If his arch-enemy has unequivocal access
then what's to stop him
throwing a hoop around his neck to
snare him at the goldfish stall?

Why am I the only one to see these loopholes?
I wont even mention the opportunities
to trap his cape in the Ghost Train cars.

Do you believe security is slack around superheroes?
You bet it is!
For who can save the saver?

I believe it's me,
I'm getting on the bus with my supersaver,
it will help me protect my hero.

The bells beyond the sandstorm
and the smell of super-candy floss
are the only clues I need
that the exclusive fairground is in town somewhere.

Superman will be in attendance,
smiling and waving,
unaware that he will be crushed today.

I only hope I can find it in time.