Terrence Oblong
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I have 876 stories published in
46 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 978564 times
and 629 of my stories have been cherry picked.
24 of my 796 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 26 votes
Dave Clark
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Little Baby Jesus
"Where's the little baby Jesus?" "I thought you were bringing little baby Jesus, Desmond."
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On the beat Pete
“This one’s a Josephine Harris” said sergeant Ingold as I rang the bell, “no mention of a husband or boyfriend.”
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St George
So who’s this St George guy? I don’t wanna come out of retirement for some nobody. Can he put up a fight? I don’t want my punters dissing me if there’s a knockout in the first round.
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Turd in a white wine sauce
After ten years on loan to the National Gallery, Damien Hirst sold his ‘Turd in a white wine sauce’ to a private collector for an undisclosed fee.
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Six degrees of separation (IP)
“Last week Megan Rossiter from Winchester won a night out with Tom Cruise, but who will be Terrence Oblong’s surprise date? Let’s find out, give a warm hand to Terrence Oblong.”
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