Terrence Oblong
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The monster turkey
It was the biggest turkey ever, 84 lbs the shopkeeper said. Dirk’s girlfriend teased him, saying “You’re only 81 lbs yourself, he must have meant ounces.”
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Clog against Clegg
It all started on a really small scale, just 21 Bristol students wanting to do something special to demonstrate our contempt for Nick Clegg.
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Hot Metal
He was known to everyone as Bullet, ever since Tony Mondo held a gun to his head over some $20 scam and elected not to pull the trigger, because: "You're not worth the cost of a bullet."
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In which a time traveller shows the historical artefacts he has collected
"And this is the very grenade that was used to blow up Hitler and prevent what would have been a second world war."
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