Terrence Oblong
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Generational shift
“I’m thinking of retiring.” Jesus, another one. They’re all going, first Phil Taylor, then Barnie, seems like every world champion of yesteryear is...
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Pub Darts
“Hey look, it’s the former world champion. Bob Croucher. Give us a game mate, show us what you can do.” This was a man speaking, obviously, 30s,...
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Phill Jupitus pissing at the Royal Albert Hall
“I pissed next to Wolverine once.” I make no particular effort to avoid the public. They’re friendly, they just want to chat, take a selfie, get an...
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Civil War
“Oy,” said the café owner, “You can’t sit here.” “Who me?” said Oleg. He’d been coming to the café every week for the last five years and had always...
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Prison Visit
“What’s this?” Gaz held up the jar of strange white liquid Morris had given him. “It’s my sperm.” “Jesus,” Gaz slammed the jar back on the table. “...
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