Owl And Pussycat Stories

By The Walrus

Stories about Owl and Pussycat.

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Owl And Pussycat Go Bananas Again

By The Walrus on Wed, 13 Feb 2013

“I wanna be a fat cat, Susan,” Pussycat said as he leaned over in his deckchair to flick a beetle into the garden pond.
Humour
Story
Certificate 15
Cherry

Owl And Pussycat

By The Walrus on Sat, 02 Feb 2013

"Right now we've got four pounds thirty six pence between us and utter destitution, and it's a fortnight until pay day. What are we gonna do, Owl?”
Humour
Story
Certificate 12

Dog Town

By The Walrus on Mon, 04 Feb 2013

"I'm a door to door trombone salesman, would you care for my business card?"
Humour
Certificate 15

Pussycat's Seven League Boots

By The Walrus on Wed, 06 Feb 2013

"The postman delivered a parcel for you not long after you left the house this morning, and I can't wait to see what it is.....”
Humour
Story
Certificate 15
Cherry

Owl And Pussycat Go Bananas

By The Walrus on Thu, 07 Feb 2013

“I love the Banana Splits, Owl,” Pussycat said as he watched a clip from his all time favourite TV show on YouTube.
Humour
Story
Certificate 18

Pussycat's Circus Adventure

By The Walrus on Sat, 09 Feb 2013

“Eugene, wake up!” Owl said as she switched on the bedside lamp and shook her husband out of his tranquil slumber.
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

Pussycat For King!

By The Walrus on Tue, 12 Feb 2013

"They're like fireflies in vaguely human form, and they burn so brightly it hurts my eyes to gaze upon them."
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

The Clearing (Part One)

By The Walrus on Fri, 15 Feb 2013

This was supposed to be a humorous tale, and thought it's funny in places it's turned into something I can't easily classify.
Miscellaneous
Story
Certificate PG
Cherry

The Clearing (Part Two)

By The Walrus on Fri, 15 Feb 2013

“I didn't know what to do,” Pussycat continued, “but I had to do something."
Miscellaneous
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Certificate PG